Armed Infant.com
I’ve finally put together a new, simplified Armed Infant website.
All your old favorites are still here, just with a new format that will allow quicker and easier updates, however unlikely that may be.
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•Kiely’s Calling now exists in blog form, so you can search for your favorites and easily scroll through the archives heading back to the early aughts!
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•TVIL also gets a new treatment. Who knows? You might actually see some new segments there, as well. Hey, I’ve gotten THIS far, so you never know.
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•New features might even spring up, if I or any of our contributors show some gumption. Stranger things have happened...stay tuned.
Despite my laziness and general apathetic nature...
Why an Armed Infant?
Outside of it being a fitting mascot for my twisted psyche, the Armed Infant was a creation originally used on a casting poster to attract the attention of prospective actors for a student film. From there, he (she? it?) began appearing on flyers announcing parties at Circle Apartment 32A. He never failed to bring enough guests to pay our monthly utilities.
Today, as he did then, the Armed Infant symbolizes all that is both right and wrong with the world--the existence of pure innocence, and the crushing reality of our inescapably violent nature; the folly of man’s carefree nature in the face of a growing misunderstanding of firearms and their role in the destruction of civilized society--oh wait, it’s mostly just that dirty diapers and old-timey guns are funny.
